THE BALLAD OF MIKE HAMMER
Few times in my movie-viewing ventures have I come across a
name so apt to a character's persona than with Mike Hammer. Sure, Iceman and Maverick go
without saying, but nicknames don’t count. When a name is given in response to someone's attributes, that's too easy. The name Hammer is no nickname, but rather a surname
passed down through generations that was bestowed upon this man after a long
line of men before him- maybe not, but I surely like to think it was this
dramatic. And if this was a real story
and Mike Hammer was actually a real person, conceived of flesh in our
world, the above statements would actually matter some, but given the fact that
Mike Hammer and his entire surrounding existence was built through a means of
creative fiction, none of that really matters.
However, in my experience watching Kiss Me Deadly, I could not get the
idea out of my head. And the more I
watched, the more it was true. Mike Hammer is Mike Hammer
Classic noir detectives like Philip Marlowe (The BigSleep) and Sam Spade (The Maltese Falcon) would be in for a rude
awakening if Mike Hammer ever joined their department. A burly dude to say the least, Mike Hammer probably
invented the knock-heads-first-then-ask-question approach to interrogation. Messy and slightly unprofessional, but it
works nonetheless. If only he and Harry
Callahan were born of the same universe, the streets of San Francisco would
have been clean in no time, not to mention we would have had a terrific motion
picture on our hands.
Dirty Harry with his .44 magnum side kick and “Do I feel lucky?” staple is a terrifically fearing and bad ass cop. Mike Hammer is not. He is bouldering and clumsy. At one point, he finds a way to combat a
switchblade using a bag of popcorn. I definitely would not call that bad ass, or even cool, but it works nonetheless. For
the most part though, the Hammer just relies on his fists and gets the job done fine. Like all noir-set detectives, or any detective
for that matter, their job calls for dealing with the most unpleasant and ruthless
criminals on a daily basis. Brain or
brawn as the old saying goes, and Mike Hammer made his decision.
